officialunitedstates:

nice guys finish last but nicer guys finish second to last because they let someone else have the honor of finishing last

officialunitedstates:

introverts: very friendly and helpful, help bake cookies and stir the soup

extroverts: make up stereotypes, eat soup without helping, angry all the time

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  sit quietly in corner reading good book and drinking tea

extroverts:  throw water balloons at old man, sing too loudly, eat all the jello

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officialunitedstates:

introverts:  plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity

extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust